***
‘Hmm’ Colton thought as the wind whistled past his ears, ‘So this is what falling feels like.’ He shut his eyes for a moment.
***
Desmond walked into an office area, where the hustle and bustle of a busy work day could be overheard. This was not your usual office however, as one rarely hears the phrase “Alternate chronological path” or “How is the Hitler Assassination Case going?” around the water cooler. Desmond continued his ambulation to a corner office, the door ajar. The sign on the door: Alexander Leopold III, in gold leaf. Desmond knocks on the door frame, and Leo looks up from his paperwork.
“How did he handle it?” he asks, peering over spectacles that are too small for his face.
“He… Jumped out the window on the eightieth floor.” Desmond said, after some hesitation.
Leo let out a huge belly laugh.
“Ahahaha! Oh, that’s a first.” He chuckled, wiping his eyes after removing the spectacles.
“I’m assembling a task force to work on the case, and I was wondering if you would supervise it.” Desmond asked hesitantly.
Leo took off his spectacles and stood up and looked out the window. Blimps were soaring across the skyline, dark clouds amidst a sea of white needles.
“Its your case my friend. I believe you can handle it to the best of your ability.
Desmond beamed
“Thank you sir!”
***
Colton opened his eyes again. The ground was now considerably closer and Colton began to suspect that something was amiss. Perhaps you wake up just before you hit the ground…
***
“Who were you planning on using on the task force?”
“Oh, the usual tech guys. I’ve got a pretty good team of Stringers ready to go.”
“You know what I mean, Who is making the Jump?”
***
Colton began to wonder (a brief action before the ground rose rapidly towards him and the people below seemed less like ants and more like action figures), What happens if you don’t wake up?
Then Colton began to scream. He Closed his eyes and braced for Impact
***
“I was thinking about using the new Guy.”
“Hahahaha that will give him a shock. It’s against company policy, but it should serve as a good training motivator for him.”
“Well, I wasn’t planning on shocking him, that’s just how it happened.”
***
Desmond opened his eyes again, and could make out the individual paving slabs. Then suddenly he heard a ringing noise and the air around him started to Vibrate.
***
“I could hardly believe it with my own eyes but I saw it happen. He literally Caught himself.”
***
Next thing Colton knew he was staring into a mirror. Wait, no. Not a mirror. Colton was staring at Colton. And he looked pissed. And then he started to speak. What Colton colton heard was the rushing wind. If he actually heard what he told himself, it would have sounded like this:
“You are Fucking Stupid.”
The humming returned and suddenly Future Colton was gone. And so was the rapidly approaching ground. It was replaced with a view out of a smashed eightieth floor window.
Colton was alive.